Before TJ Wilson has a chance to leave the ring, Backlund jumps in the ring and locks on the Crossface Chicken Wing. Cabana starts yelling at Backlund to stop, as he eventually releases the hold and stares at his hands. Cabana asks him what that is all about, before Backlund looks up and screams and Cabana takes off out of the ring. Wilson soon rolls out of the ring, looking more offended than hurt, and just shakes his head.

Joey Styles: "What...the...hell?"

Don Callis: "I think we need the white coats Joey, that guy is more out of it than Cabana...He's stuck in 1994...and in 1994 he was stuck in 1980. So what does that say?"

Joey Styles: "Says we need a straight jacket..."

The show fades to commercial, as Backlund is still staring at his hands.

- Commercial Break -

The show comes back with a video package, set to "Disposable Teens" by Marilyn Manson. It is serving as a highlight video for Christopher Daniels. After about forty-five seconds, it flashes to Christopher Daniels who has his back turned. The camera pulls back, revealing a church as Daniels slowly turns towards the camera and begins to speak.

Christopher Daniels: "Much like the hypocrisies found in the realm of organized religion, these same transgressions are found inside of professional wrestling. For years, a man can build his legacy in a promotion only to have it taken away with one fell swoop of an injury. All that you have done is dictated by those in power, those who almost single handedly control this cult known as professional wrestling. The general populous forgets that you even existed and another is put in your place to fill the void you left behind. The fatal flaw in this ideology is that no matter how hard you try, The Fallen Angel will always leave a void incapable of ever being filled by another. This causes a rift in the chorus of events set in motion by said genius mind and something happens. That something is the return of a man to reclaim his void left behind and grind a niche like has never been seen. A prophecy is coming fourth and the return of a savior is soon at hand...and you're looking at him. So keep a weathered eye on the horizon, as a resurrection is coming....and that is the gospel, according to The Fallen Angel."

The shot then switches to the commentary booth, where Joey Styles and Don Callis are sitting.

Joey Styles: "Strong words by Christopher Daniels...guaranteeing if it were that his return will be one you won't soon forget."

Don Callis: "As much as I love Christopher Daniels, so many people in this business make their claim to make an impact not soon forgotten when they return, but fall short. For Daniels' sake, I hope for once someone can follow through on promises they make."

Joey Styles: "Wow, that is the most intelligent thing I have heard you say in...well, longer than I can remember."

Don Callis: "Oh, I am a genius, Joey Styles. I went back to school, got my MBA and decided that professional wrestling was still a more financially fulfilling enterprise."

Joey Styles: "And in one fell swoop, you destroy whatever credibility you built up. Right now though, we have CM Punk standing by in his dressing room..."

The screen then splits, as CM Punk appears on half the screen.

Joey Styles: "CM Punk, tonight you have a shot at becoming the first ever three-time World Heavyweight Champion in the history of this company. However, it is against a winning streak that is simply unparallel in this day in age..."

CM Punk: "Unparallel? Hardly. Joey Styles, the way I see it is that all of that was held in the hands of Paul Heyman. The biggest mistake Joe E. Legend ever made was convincing himself that he could do it on his own. I am the greatest pure athlete in modern wrestling today and tonight, Joe. E. Legend will be punked as a new World Heavyweight Champion is crowned. My name is CM Punk. I'm drug-free, I'm alcohol-free and tonight Joe E. Legend, you will know that I am simply better than you! Now, if you'll excuse me..."

The split screen comes back into just one.

Joey Styles: "Well, there you have it. Becoming a man of very few words, that is CM Punk..."

Suddenly, "Excuse Me!" is heard over the PA system, as "Double C" Claudio Castagnoli comes out to a loud chorus of boos.

Joey Styles: "No matter how much things change, some always stay the same. To hell with the format..."

Don Callis: "You have a format? All they handed me was a book full of birds and squiggles..."

Joey Styles: "Callis, that's a book of Egyptian hieroglyphics!"

Don Callis: "Oh, look at the brain on you. Then this must be a lead in to our Egyptian debut! Tell me what it says, Styles."

Joey Styles: "Good god Callis, would you be quiet for thirty seconds?"

Don Callis: "And give you more time to talk? Right, I can hear the ratings plummeting. Don't worry, kid. Stick with me, I'll make you and this television show a star..."

Castagnoli walks into the ring, and taps the microphone.

Claudio Castagnoli: "Excuse me, I have something to say."

The crowd boos loudly.

Claudio Castagnoli: "From my perspective, I don't think it's right that on the second week of Mind_Revolution on HDNet, a very fine, very European wrestler does not have a match."

The crowd boos again.

Claudio Castagnoli: "I don't think its right, that two weeks into such a fine television show, that a man like Claudio Castagnoli has been relegated to dark matches with a tag team partner than has quite frankly...let himself go."

Don Callis: "Very good point."

Joey Styles: "Is he downplaying his own tag team partner?"

Suddenly, "Anarchist" Arik Cannon walks through the curtain to a large chorus of boos as well, looking confused. He walks to the ring, and grabs a microphone as he makes his way in.

Arik Cannon: "Let himself go? What are you getting at, Claudio?"

Claudio Castagnoli: "I'm sorry, Arik. That was overboard, I'm just upset about our lack of placement..."

Arik Cannon: "I'm upset too, but I don't take it out on you. We're a team, we rise together and fall together."

Claudio Castagnoli: "And with your frame attached to anyone, they would fall pretty quickly wouldn't they?"

The crowd boos.

Claudio Castagnoli: "You know, Arik. I'm not sorry, its true. You're fat, you're...how you say, rolly poll. Do you ever think its because of you, that a great, very European wrestler like myself gets overlooked?

Arik Cannon: "Claudio..."

Claudio Castagnoli: "No, wait. I understand looking at you that your will power is very overcoming of your own self, but I'm not finished..."

Cannon reaches over and pulls Claudio's microphone down.

Arik Cannon: "Why don't you quit holding back and say what you have to say?"

Claudio Castagnoli: "Alright then. You're a talentless fat ass, holding this team back and I don't want to be associated with you any longer."

Claudio shoves Cannon, who stumbles backwards.

Claudio Castagnoli: "So, get to stepping and go home. This now, is my ring. tubby."

The crowd boos, as Cannon looks very angry. A light rumble of a "Fuck him up, Cannon!" chant starts. Suddenly, he throws a forearm to the face of Claudio, as Claudio fires right back. The two continue to fight it out for several moments, before Cannon lands a dropkick for the knee and takes Claudio down on his other. He takes a step back for the Glimmering Warlock, but almost instantly he gets nailed from behind by someone.

Joey Styles: That's Larry Sweeney! With a cane to the back of the head of Cannon!"

Don Callis: "Didn't he lose a loser leaves town match a few years ago? Oh well, Sweet & Sour is back, Joey!!"

Claudio then grabs Cannon and picks him up for the Ricola Bomb (Straight Jacket Powerbomb) as Sweeney Climbs up top. He then comes off with a Flying Leg Drop across the chest of of Cannon, as Claudio plants him with the power bomb. Claudio then poses as "1812 Overture" by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky starts to play.

Joey Styles: "What the hell was that?! I thought there two were fine, I just talked to them last week!"

Don Callis: "Apparently you are naive, Joey Styles. I could see the writing on the wall and this time they weren't birds and squiggles."

Joey Styles: "This isn't right at all, Callis!"

- Commercial Break -

The show comes back with the camera panning up the legs of somebody, before revealing a tight shot of Anders Andrèn, who begins to speak in his trademark angry type of voice, with the Swedish accent barely noticeable behind his perfect English.

Anders Andrèn: "Last week and act was perpetrated against me and my partner Manny Calavera, one of which will not be soon forgotten. It was an act of jealousy induced rage, one I can understand but not condone. When B-Boy and Homicide took it upon themselves to attack us while we were already wore out from a hard match, that showed cowardice and lack of integrity. If the idea of an attack was not bad enough, then you preceded to tear us apart with militia and complete lack of regard for human life. You dropped Calavera on his head with the Cop Killa, Homicide. You left him with a concussion and terrible bouts of headaches all week. Then two on one, you took out your anger on me, and left me this black eye and minor whiplash. Don't think this will go unpunished, Strong Style Thugs. We are the greatest tag team in the world, with a lust for violence and a fetish for dominance. So I dare you, once more, buy the ticket and take the ride..."

Just then, you hear Calavera's voice in his Hispanic accent say "This is what I think of The SST!". The camera then pulls back to reveal the whole promo was taking place in a bathroom, and Calavera is inside of a stall. You hear straining and groaning on the part of Calavera, until he suddenly speaks.

Manny Calavera: "Ahh, chico! I'm constipated! But you're shit Thugs, that's what I'm trying to say! Shit I say, cabróns!"

Andrèn looks increasingly angry, as he shakes his head and walks out of the bathroom.

Manny Calavera: "Chico, do you have any Ex-Lax?...Chico?"

The shot switches back to the arena with the commissioner Carmine DeSpirito already on the stage, as the fans are booing loudly.

Carmine DeSpirito: "You people can boo all day long, but if you don't quiet down you will never be able to hear a word I say."

The crowd boos even louder.

Joey Styles: "If he's trying to use reverse psychology...its not working."

Don Callis: "No, not at all. Now, shh!"

Carmine DeSpirito: "Last week, we were all privileged to witness the debut of a dear friend of mine, 'Mr. Sports Entertainment' himself, Ken Anderson. Lets take a look."

The shot switches to a recap of Ken Anderson debuting during the Highlight Reel, attacking Chris Jericho. The shot then switches back to the arena with the crowd booing.

Carmine DeSpirito: "So let me be the man to properly introduce this prodigy of professional wrestling. So ladies and gentleman, please rise to your feet..."

"Turn Up The Trouble" by Airbourne hits as "Mr. Sports Entertainment" Ken Anderson (Mr. Kennedy) makes his way out to a huge chorus of boos.

Carmine DeSpirito: "Making his way to the ring tonight as NOW the number one contender for the European Championship...Weighing in at lean and trim 243 pounds, hailing from the lovely city of Green Bay, Wisconsin...My friend and yours. 'Mr. Sports Entertainment' Ken Anderson!"

Joey Styles: "Number one contender? This was supposed to be a non-title attraction, what the hell did he do to become number one contender?"

Don Callis: "His career speaks for itself Joey Styles...and he is friends with the boss."

Joey Styles: "That's the story right there, nepotism running rampant in the Underground offices."

Don Callis: "Are you complaining? We just got a second title match added to the card here tonight."

Joey Styles: "I think Fit Finlay is the man you'd have to ask about complaining. I would figure you would prepare differently for a non-title match, than you would when the belt is on the line."

Don Callis: "Normally I would agree, but we're talking about Finlay here and he loves to fight. I'm positive he prepares for every match the same way."

Joey Styles: "I'm afraid to ask, but how is that?"

Don Callis: "By throwing back a fifth of Tallamore Dew and going to town."

Joey Styles: "I knew I shouldn't have asked."

Soon, "Excalibur" by Gravedigger hits as "The Belfast Bruiser" Fit Finlay makes his way out to a big pop. He has on his trademark leather jacket, with the shoulder pad on one side.

Jason Roberts: "And his opponent, he is the reigning and defending Underground Entertainment Syndicate European Champion! From Belfast, Ireland and weighing in at 233 pounds...He is 'The Belfast Bruiser' Fit Finlay!"

Joey Styles: "Well you said it before, Callis. His name is Finlay and he loves to fight."

Don Callis: "And drink."

Joey Styles: "What's wrong with throwing back a few cold ones?"

Don Callis: "A few? His drinking habits make Andre The Giant's look like...well, yours. Lightweight."

Joey Styles: "Lightweight? I recall you falling off the curb and tumbling into the street Tuesday morning."

Don Callis: "I told you Joey, the heel on my Italian loafer split and I lost my balance."

Joey Styles: "I'm sure the two-hundred dollar bar tab had nothing to do with it?"

Don Callis: "Not my fault you're a slobbering drunk, Joey."

Finlay throws off his jacket and belt in the isle and hits the ring with all guns blazing, as the official match bell rings.

European Championship
"The Belfast Bruiser" Fit Finlay (C) vs.
"Mr. Sports Entertainment" Ken Anderson

The match starts off in high gear, with Finlay throwing kicks and forearms and Anderson trying to fight back just as hard. It becomes a story of classic brawler versus classic heel, with Anderson relying on eye gouges and other shady tactics when the referee cannot see. Anderson uses his underhanded tactics to the point where he hits the Green Bay Plunge, assuring him the victory. Just then, Jericho nonchalantly walks up to the side of the ring, as Anderson sticks his head through the ropes and bad mouths him. Jericho slightly turns his back with a coy smile on his face, slides a pair of brass knuckles on his hand and proceeds to pop Anderson right in the jaw. Anderson falls right into a School Boy by Finlay, as referee Bryce Remsberg counts the 1..2...3.